Welcome to Peantu Butter Politics, where the creamy smoothness of democracy is constantly disrupted by the chunky mess of partisan bickering.
Peanut Butter Socialism: Where everyone gets a spoonful
Peanut Butter Capitalism: Where the rich get a jar
Peanut Butter Anarchism: Where everyone makes their own peanut butter
And, of course, our latest poll:
Peanut Butter Polls: Do you like crunchy or creamy?
Stay sticky, stay informed, and stay tuned!
Peanut Butter Satire: Because politics is no laughing matter (but also kinda is)
Or, if you're feeling really bold:
Peanut Butter Revolution: Time to scrape off the status quo!
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