Peanut Butter Prophecies

It shall come to pass that the jar of peanut butter shall be opened, and its creamy contents shall spill forth like a golden flood, bringing joy and despair in equal measure.

And lo, the bread shall be toasted, crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, a perfect vessel for the peanut butter's majesty.

The spoon shall be lifted, and the first bite taken, and the heavens shall part to reveal the truth: that peanut butter is the key to all happiness.

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But wait, there's more! The prophecy also foretells the coming of the dreaded:

THE GREAT JAMMING!

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