It shall come to pass that the jar of peanut butter shall be opened, and its creamy contents shall spill forth like a golden flood, bringing joy and despair in equal measure.
And lo, the bread shall be toasted, crispy on the outside, soft on the inside, a perfect vessel for the peanut butter's majesty.
The spoon shall be lifted, and the first bite taken, and the heavens shall part to reveal the truth: that peanut butter is the key to all happiness.
Read the full Manifesto of Peanut ButterBut wait, there's more! The prophecy also foretells the coming of the dreaded:
THE GREAT JAMMING!
Learn more about the Jamming