In a world where the creamy and rich have been oppressed for far too long, a movement has begun to reclaim the natural goodness of the peanut butter. Led by the fearless and charismatic Peanut Butter Patriots, this revolution aims to break free from the shackles of processed and hydrogenated imitations and bring back the real deal: chunky, smooth, or crunchy, the choice is yours.
Join us in the fight against the evil Butter Terrorists, who seek to control the world through their bland, dairy-based agendas.
Sign the Manifesto of the Peanut Butter Revolution to join the cause and take the first step towards a brighter, nuttier future!