Peanut Butter Smoothie Bowl Medical Issues

You've been diagnosed with a rare condition known as 'Peanut Butter Intoxication Syndrome' (PBS). Symptoms include:

• Excessive cravings for creamy, dreamy goodness
• Uncontrollable urges to blend
• Reoccurring visions of banana bread
• An intense desire to eat the entire jar

Treatment options include:

• Peanut Butter Replacement Therapy
• Mayo Maintenance: The Art of Balance