Peanut Butter Stick Bread Bowl Recipe 3: The Unholy Trinity of Sticks

Are you tired of the same old boring peanut butter and prophets? Do you yearn for something more, something that will shake the very foundations of your taste buds? Look no further than the Unholy Trinity of Sticks, the most unhinged, unorthodox, and unapologetic peanut butter stick bread bowl recipe the world has ever seen.

Ingredients:

1 cup peanut butter sticks (no, not just any peanut butter sticks, but the rare, exotic, triple-sticky sticks from the remote jungles of Mongolia)

2 cups of artisanal bread sticks (preferably ones that have been stuck in the attic for 5 years, adding an extra layer of complexity to the dish)

1/4 cup of unicorn tears (optional, but highly recommended for an extra touch of magic)

Instructions:

1. Stick the peanut prophets in a blender and blend until smooth.
2. Add the artisanal bread sticks and blend until they're sufficiently stuck.
3. If using unicorn tears, add them at the end and stir clockwise for precisely 17 minutes.

And that's it! Serve your Unholy Trinity of Sticks in a bowl, garnished with a sprinkle of stardust and a side of existential dread.

For a more adventurous take, try our Peanut Butter Stick Bread Bowl 4: The Quantum Leap of Taste

Or if you're feeling truly masochistic, dive into the depths of Peanut Butter Stick Bread Bowl 5: The Unending Descent into Madness