How to Craft a Perfectly Imperfect Pebble

Step 1: Gather your materials. You’ll need a few pebbles, some sandpaper, a hammer, and a sense of existential dread.

• Find a pebble with character. Not just any rock will do.
• Use the hammer to smooth out the edges, but don’t get too attached.
• Apply a coat of varnish to make it look like it means something.
• Display it proudly on a shelf, next to the existential dread.

Common Pebble Crafting Mistakes

• Don’t overdo it with the sandpaper.
• Pebbles aren’t just for show; they have feelings too.
• Don’t try to make a pebble out of actual feelings; that’s just not going to end well.