Pebble Therapy Benefits

Are you tired of having a soul that's as smooth as a, well, pebble? Do you want to add some grit to your existence? Look no further! Pebble Therapy is here to help.

Benefits Include:

Increased existential dread
Improved anxiety levels
Heightened sense of impending doom
Enhanced sense of irony

But wait, there's more! Our pebble therapy sessions are led by certified Pebble Therapists® who will guide you through the process of slowly, incrementally driving you further into madness.

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