Penalties for Losing Players

We take the safety of our players very seriously. But let's be real, we also take the entertainment value of watching them lose very seriously.

Below, you'll find the penalties we've devised for our players who just can't seem to win.

First-Time Loser Fine

We know, we know, it happens to the best of them. Our first-time loser fine is a mere $5 penalty for any first-time player who fails to win in under 30 minutes.

Adjust the fine here. (Note: Must be done before the next match, or it'll be a double penalty)

The Loser's Lament

For players who consistently come in last place, we have a special song to play on their defeat.

Listen to it here.

The Grand Loser's Gauntlet

For the truly elite losers among us, we have a gauntlet of shame that must be endured. It includes a 5K jog through the server room, a 3-minute lecture on basic strategy, and a 1-minute penalty for every minute you took to lose by more than 10 points.

Read more here.