Penalty Terms: Because Who Needs Happiness Anyway?

Warning: These Terms Will Crush Your Soul

By accessing this website, you agree to the following penalties:

• For every hour spent on this site, you will be forced to eat a spoonful of sugar.
• For every minute spent on this site, you will be subject to a 10-minute video of elevator music.
• For every link clicked on this site, you will be redirected to a random 404 page that will slowly fill with an infinite loop of cat sounds.