Techniques

The art of penalty taking is a delicate balance of skill, strategy, and a hint of desperation.

Penalty Taking 101

• Dramatic Sighing
• Exasperated Exasperation
• The Classic Stomp and Chant

Advanced Penalty Techniques

• The Sudden Onset of Blind Rage
• The Art of Sarcasm and Subtlety
• The Faux-Indignation Technique

Remember, practice makes perfect, so don't get discouraged if your penalty taking isn't immediately effective.

Expert Penalty Takers

• The Enigmatic Mr. Grimstone
• The Incomparable Ms. Poutyface
• The Unyielding Mr. Sourpuss