Effective immediately, any attempts to use the phrase "I'm watching you" in a threatening manner will result in a 500+ penalty point deduction. Repeated offenses will result in being forced to listen to an endless loop of elevator music.
Additionally, any user found guilty of using more than 5 consecutive exclamation points in a single post will be subject to a mandatory 24-hour timeout for reeducation.
Don't even get us started on the "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right" defense. That's a 10-year ban, minimum.