This is the Penalty Tracker 3000, where we lovingly record and shamelessly display the penalties you've accrued in your quest for ultimate gaming dominance.
As of today, you have been penalized for:
1:30 minutes for excessive use of the phrase "no cap"
30 minutes for using the wrong font in a professional setting
10 minutes for eating an entire pizza by yourself in one sitting (no judgment, we've all been there)