The Official This Month's Penalties and Fines Tracker

Penalties and Fines for the Month of March (2023)

Warning: Do not try to appeal these penalties, they are FINAL.

• John D. was late for work for 4 days, fined $1,000, and forced to eat an entire pizza by himself as punishment.
• Jane D. went over budget by 1000% on her cat's dental surgery, fined $50,000.
• Bob S. bought a new video game console and is now 2 days in the red, fined $1,000,000.
• The IT Department ate too many donuts in 3 consecutive meetings and now has to pay back 3 weeks of donut expenses.

Disclaimer: These penalties and fines are entirely fictional and not actually enforceable.