The Pepper Packet Protocol: A Recipe for Chaos

Step 1: Gather 1 million packets of pepper

Step 2: Mix with 1 billion packets of confusion

Step 3: Add 1 trillion packets of uncertainty

Step 4: Serve with a side of existential dread

Side effects may include:

• Uncontrollable laughter
• Spontaneous combustion
• Sudden realization of the meaninglessness of life

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