Self-Diagnose-o-Matic 9000: The Ultimate Self-Diagnosing Machine

Enter your symptoms and let us diagnose you with our patented, totally-not-made-up technology.

Choose your symptoms

Choose your symptoms:

Headache
Fatigue
Constipation (of the bowels or the social calendar)
Boredom
Confusion (or a general sense of existential dread)

Diagnose me, machine!