Octo-Permits: The Official Registry for Squid Affairs
Welcome to the Octo-Permits, where squids of all kinds come to get their affairs in order! Our permits are the most sought-after in the Cephalopod world.
We offer permits for:
Deep-Sea Drilling
Get your permit to drill into the deepest, darkest recesses of the ocean floor. Only $1000 squid-bucks.
Underwater Acrobatics
Get your permit to perform the most daring, death-defying stunts on the ocean floor. Only $2000 squid-bucks.
Octopus Wrangling
Get your permit to wrangle the most majestic of cephalopods. Only $3000 squid-bucks.