Personal Attendants of the Galactic Overlord

Our team of highly trained, marginally competent attendants cater to the every whim of the Galactic Overlord.

Attendant 1: Zorvath, Lord of the Lattes

Expert in the art of coffee making, and only coffee making.

View Zorvath's Coffee Creations

Attendant 2: Balthazar, Lord of the Laundry

Skilled in the ancient art of folding, and folding only.

View Balthazar's Laundry Services
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