Self-Care for the Unremarkable
As a person who is, by definition, unremarkable, it can be tough to find activities that don't involve excessive self-reflection or existential dread. But don't worry, we've got you covered!
Here are some self-care tips specifically tailored for the unremarkable:
- Practice your best "meh" face in the mirror for exactly 17 minutes a day.
- Take a 3-hour lunch break to watch paint dry.
- Learn to make the perfect grilled cheese sandwich. It's a skill that'll take you places.
- Develop a system of categorizing your thoughts into "mildly interesting" and "not interesting at all".
And for the really, really remarkable: