Personal Hobbies: A Life of Unrelenting Boredom
Because, apparently, reading the entirety of Wikipedia wasn't enough.
Collecting Antique Toilet Bronzes
(45 pieces and counting... or not.)
Competitive Sand Sculpture
(Sculpting the perfect sandcastle. Or not.)
Extreme Pottery
(Throwing pots at the wall. Literally.
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