Personal Projects

1. Underwater Golfing: The Thrilling Sport 2. Quantum Socks: The Future of Footwear 3. NeuroFurniture: The Sofas of the Future

Warning: the projects listed above are highly experimental, may cause existential dread, or both.

Quantum Socks

Using advanced quantum entanglement, we're revolutionizing the world of footwear. Because who needs stability, anyway?

NeuroFurniture

Our patented NeuroFurniture technology will rewire your brain with a comfy, stylish couch. Side effects include: excessive napping, increased snack cravings.

Underwater Golfing

Because who needs grass, anyway? Our underwater golf courses feature gravity-defying obstacles and a side of existential dread.

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