Dear Personal Shopper,
I'm writing to request a consultation on the most pressing matters of my closet. As a connoisseur of sartorial splendor, I require expert advice on the following:
- Why my velvet blazer is not getting the respect it deserves.
- I'm having a crisis of faith about my sock drawer's organizational methods.
- How to properly display my extensive collection of novelty socks without appearing like a clown.
Please, for the love of all things stylish, send someone with impeccable taste and an encyclopedic knowledge of fashion.
Or, if you'd like, schedule a virtual consultation with our esteemed fashion expert, The Great Gatsby. They'll guide you through the labyrinth of haute couture.