Step 3: The Painful Sartorial Experiment

You've Made it to the Third Act of our Sartorial Saga

Step 3.1: The Color Palette of Despair

Choose from the following color palettes, but be warned, once chosen, you cannot go back.

Purplic Pink
Gaudy Yellow
Bland Olive

Step 3.2: The Texture Conundrum

Decide on a texture that will define the aesthetic of your wardrobe. Don't say we didn't warn you.

Flame Pattern
Grunge
Faux Fur

Step 3.3: The Font of Confusion

Choose a font that will make your friends question your sanity. Or their eyes.

Comic Sans
Impact
Courier

Proceed to Step 4: The Unraveling if you dare.

Or, if you're feeling masochistic, Return to Step 2: The Sartorial Slog and relive your pain.