As a self-proclaimed Genius of the 21st Century, I, the Webmaster, have taken it upon myself to create the most unapologetic, the most audacious, the most utterly incomprehensible personal statement this side of the digital equator.
I will not be silenced, I will not be ignored, and I will not be asked to wear a tie to work. My manifesto is a declaration of independence from sanity, from reason, and from anything that gets in the way of my greatness.