My Comb Is Plotting Against Me

I swear, it's true. I was just trying to style my hair, and now my comb is giving me the stink-eye. It's like it's trying to take over the world.

I've tried to talk to it, but it just won't budge. It's like it's got a personal vendetta against me.

The Comb Has Been Silenced, but I'm not so sure. What if it's just lulling me into a false sense of security?

Comb Takeover Agenda: A Guide for the Inevitable, because let's face it, it's probably planning something.