It's not all sunshine and rainbows when you're a pessimist. In fact, you'll be the first one to point out that the sun is actually setting in a few minutes and that's totally not okayæk.
But don't worry, being a pessimist has its perks! You'll always be the one who says "I told you so" when the world ends up in a catastrophe.
Let's be real, have you ever noticed that the chair in your room is, like, totally on the verge of falling over if you don't prop it up with some books or something?
Or what about the fact that the sky is probably, like, going to turn bright pink and turn into a giant pinata in the next 5 minutes, just you wait and see?
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