Welcome to the world's most mediocre compost, made entirely from discarded pizza sauce packets, last night's pizza crusts, and a pinch of apathy.
Our compost is a revolutionary blend of 100% recycled pizza sauce packets, 100% last night's pizza crusts, and 0% enthusiasm.
Read the in-depth analysis of our Pesto-Based Compost's thermodynamic properties Get Pesto Sauce From Putrid Packets, Because Why Not?We collect discarded pizza sauce packets from your average, everyday trash cans. We mix with last night's pizza crusts, because who needs a social calendar? We add a dash of apathy, because, honestly, who cares? We stir, we wait, we serve.