Pesto Fertilizer Safety Concerns

Warning: Pesto Fertilizer is highly addictive. Prolonged exposure may cause:

• Excessive happiness
• Uncontrollable singing of "That's Amore!"
• Spontaneous combustion of surrounding vegetation

Precautions

Always handle Pesto Fertilizer with care. Wear protective eyewear and a hazmat suit when handling. Do not ingest. Do not inhale. Do not use near open flames or in areas with poor air quality.