Phantom Callers Self Help

Why am I still getting calls from my ex?

It's not you, it's them. Or is it?

Maybe they just really, really miss you. Or maybe they're allergic to actual relationships?

We can't diagnose your ex's motivations, but our experts can help you cope with the constant ringing.

Don't answer the phone, it's just a trap! Ghost Emergency Numbers: because who needs actual human connection?

How do I get my ex to stop calling me?

Short of blocking their number, we recommend a solid 30 days of ignoring, followed by a stern 'we need to talk' letter.

Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, you could just tell them you're on a top-secret government mission and can't talk.

But let's be real, the real solution is to just block them.

Banishment Techniques: because sometimes you just have to cut ties Ignore the Ignorance: for when blocking just won't cut it

Am I just not over my ex already?

Listen, who needs closure when you have a solid 3 weeks worth of Netflix binge-watching to distract yourself with?

You're fine. You're good. Move on.

We have some great coping mechanisms for you, like our patented 'eat-a-salad-a-day' program.

Emotional Numbsanity: because who needs therapy when you have ice cream? Ghost Emergency Numerbilities: for when you've had enough ice cream