"I called and called and called, but nobody picked up. I think I might have woken up the whole neighborhood." - John D.
"I once tried to get in touch with a real person, but they had an auto-dialer for a phone number. I was confused." - Bob S.
"I'm starting to think the only person on the other end is a sentient computer program designed to drive me insane." - Jane E.
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