Phantom calls. They're like the telemarketing equivalent of a ghost in your machine. You can't quite see 'em, but you know they're there, lurking, waiting to pester you_goals
Some say it's like having a mysterious pen pal, only instead of writing letters, they're just dialing numbers. And when you do finally answer, it's just a bunch of static and dial tone. Spooky!
But don't be fooled, phantom caller! You're not alone. There are support groups for that, you know. Phantom Callers Anon
Or if you just wanna talk to someone who understands, try our Phantom Callers Support Group