Phantom Income Streams

A guide to living large on your parents' couch.

Getting Started

Step 1: Claim you're an artist.

Step 2: Tell your parents you're "focusing on your craft."

Step 3: Spend your days playing video games, eating Cheetos, and pretending to be "inspired."

Step 4: Collect your thoughts, and write them down in a journal that's actually just a bunch of scribbled doodles.

Step 5: Sell your "art" to your parents for a few bucks a piece.

Share your "art" on social media to get more views!

Don't forget to ask for a cash advance from your parents!