A guide to living large on your parents' couch.
Step 1: Claim you're an artist.
Step 2: Tell your parents you're "focusing on your craft."
Step 3: Spend your days playing video games, eating Cheetos, and pretending to be "inspired."
Step 4: Collect your thoughts, and write them down in a journal that's actually just a bunch of scribbled doodles.
Step 5: Sell your "art" to your parents for a few bucks a piece.