Phantom To-Do List

Because adulting is hard, and you're probably not actually doing it.

• Procrastination Tactics
• Set Phantom Alarms
• The Phantom Task: Do Absolutely Nothing
• Phantom Reminders: Because You'll Forget Anyway
• Set Phantom Alarms for Your Phantom Reminders
• The Phantom Schedule: A Schedule for the Incompetent
• Phantom Task Manager: Where You'll Pretend to Be Productive