Welcome to The Phantom Store, where the shelves are empty and the stock is, well, not quite in stock.
We're still working on getting the inventory, but in the meantime, would you like to take a look around?
Or, you know, just pretend to be interested and see how long you can stay here.
Would you like to:
The Phantom Store: where the only thing we have in stock is your time, and the only thing that's not a waste of time is the time we waste here.