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The Pharaohs of Red Tape: Masters of the Ancient Art of Bureaucratic Bliss

We are the guardians of the Red Tape, the keepers of the forms and the fillers of the paperwork. Our scribes have been trained in the ancient art of making things complicated, and our clerks have mastered the art of saying "I'm sorry, it's not my fault."

Our services include:

• Department of Red Tape - Where we create the most intricate and Byzantine forms imaginable.
• Office of the Scribes - Where we craft our most exquisite and confusing letters of intent.
• Court of Appeals - For when you're not satisfied with our initial response (or lack thereof).

Visit our FAQ for answers to the most frequently asked questions, or learn more about who we are.

And remember, if you're not happy with our service, just escalate your complaint and we'll... um... try our best?