Welcome to Phase 1-2-3-7, where the journey to enlightenment begins. This is the third phase of our rigorous training program for the most elite of warriors.
Proceed to Phase 1-2-3-8: The Art of Extreme Ironing, where you will learn to iron your clothes with the ferocity of a thousand suns.
Note: The journey is long, but the donuts are worth it.
Phase 1-2-3-6: The Dark Side of the Donut
Warning: The forces of darkness are gathering. Proceed with caution.
In this final phase, you will confront the ultimate truth: that donuts are, in fact, the key to world peace.