WAREHOUSE SCANDAL

Phase 1-2-4

It's a dark time for Warehouse 1-2-4. A scandal is brewing. It appears our CEO, Mr. Smith, is embezzling funds to purchase an absurd amount of novelty socks.

More on the scandal

The Sock-Gate Timeline

The Mysterious Case of the Missing Socks

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.

A picture of Mr. Smith with a suspiciously large sock collection