Phase 1-3: Uncontrollable Sarcasm

You're experiencing Phase 1-3: Uncontrollable Sarcasm, a side effect of excessive exposure to existential dread and/or too many bad dad jokes.

Common symptoms include:

• Excessive eye-rolling
• Increased use of eye-roll-related idioms
• Uncontrollable face-palm reactions

For more information on this condition, see:

• Treatment Options
• Clinical Trials

Warning: Phase 1-3: Uncontrollable Sarcasm is not a real condition. Do not attempt to treat yourself. Consult a professional.

Or just Google it.