Phase 3: The Unrelenting Bureaucracy

You've made it to Phase 3, congratulations! Now you'll be tasked with navigating the labyrinthine depths of our esteemed organization's paperwork.

Here's what you'll need to do:

• Fill out form TPS-12 in triplicate
• Submit a 10-page memo justifying your existence
• Meet with your assigned caseworker to discuss your "goals and objectives"

Don't worry, it's not as bad as it sounds!

But wait, it gets worse!

There's also a Phase 4: The Unyielding Red Tape waiting for you, should you survive this phase.