Phase 1: Neuro-Linguistic Programming

Welcome to Neural Network Nirvana, where the boundaries between reality and madness are blurred.

To achieve ultimate neural enlightenment, you must first master the ancient art of Neuro-Linguistic Programming.

Verbal Patterning: The art of using language to reprogram the brain.
Visual Patterning: The subtle art of manipulating images to rewire the mind.
Kinesthetic Encoding: The dance of body movements to reprogram the nervous system.

May the neural force be with you.

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