Today, we debate the finer points of cookies. Are they more than just mere treats, or are they, in fact, the key to world peace?
Argument 1: Cookies are the foundation of civilization.
- They provide the perfect combination of crunch and chew.
- They are the ultimate comfort food.
- They are the key to international diplomacy - who wouldn't want to trade cookies with their enemies?
Counterargument: Cookies are just a vehicle for sugar and fat.
- They contribute to global obesity and tooth decay.
- They are a distraction from more pressing global issues, like world hunger and climate change.
- They are the perfect symbol of our societal addiction to convenience and instant gratification.
Join us next week as we discuss the merits of cookie-based economies.