Cheesy Sally
Said it best: "I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right."
Also said:
- "I'm a firm believer in the law of attraction, mainly because it attracts all my exes." - Cheesy Sally
- "I'm not arguing, I'm just passionately expressing my point of view... while simultaneously being completely uncooperative with yours."
Find more witty one-liners at Mr. Ironic or Philosopher King.