Phase 2: Neuro-Linguistic Programming

Phase 2: Neuro-Linguistic Programming, where we drill into your brain with more words.

Our expert linguists will teach you how to talk like a robot, and our neuroscientists will implant those thoughts directly into your brain.

Don't worry, it's all completely safe and non-invasive. (Or is it?}

Learn more about our Phase 2: Neuro-Linguistic Programming course:

• Advanced Robotic Speech Patterns
• Implanting Negative Thoughts (Optional, but highly recommended for maximum efficiency)
• Overcoming Linguistic Resistance (For those who can't handle the truth)

Side Effects May Include:

• Increased reliance on buzzwords
• Improved ability to detect sarcasm (or is that just a feature of the programming?)
• Reduced ability to form meaningful relationships
• Uncontrollable urge to say 'Resistance is futile'