Phase 2 Privacy Policy - Cookie Usage
Warning: Cookies Ahead
At this website, we use cookies for a variety of purposes, including but not limited to:
- To track your every move, like a digital Big Brother.
- To sell your browsing history to the highest bidder, because why not?
- To ensure you never leave our site, we'll have you trapped in an infinite loop of ads and memes.
Cookies Used
Our cookies are:
How to Opt Out
Don't worry, we won't make it too easy for you. To opt out, follow these steps:
- Click the "Back" button in your browser.
- Close your laptop, go for a walk, and get some exercise.
- Return to the site, and we'll be waiting.
Disclaimer
We're not actually serious about any of this. Or are we?
Read our Disclaimer
Terms of Service
Don't even get us started.
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