Phase 2 Privacy Policy - Cookie Usage

Warning: Cookies Ahead

At this website, we use cookies for a variety of purposes, including but not limited to:

• To track your every move, like a digital Big Brother.
• To sell your browsing history to the highest bidder, because why not?
• To ensure you never leave our site, we'll have you trapped in an infinite loop of ads and memes.

Cookies Used

Our cookies are:

• Cookie 1: Tracking Cookie - Tracks your every move, including but not limited to: mouse movements, keyboard inputs, and thoughts.
• Cookie 2: Advertising Cookie - Ensures you never miss a single ad, because who needs personal space, anyway?
• Cookie 3: Memes Cookie - Traps you in an infinite loop of cat videos and dad jokes.

How to Opt Out

Don't worry, we won't make it too easy for you. To opt out, follow these steps:

1. Click the "Back" button in your browser.
2. Close your laptop, go for a walk, and get some exercise.
3. Return to the site, and we'll be waiting.

Disclaimer

We're not actually serious about any of this. Or are we?

Terms of Service

Don't even get us started.