Phase 2: We Have No Idea What We're Collecting, But It's Probably Your Soul

At this point, we're not really sure what we're collecting, but it seems to be everything.

When you visit our site, we collect your IP address, browser type, operating system, and the contents of your fridge (just kidding... or are we?).

What Else Do We Collect?

Our Data Collection Methods

• IP Address
• Browsing History (We're watching you...)
• Social Media Profiles (We're not, but we wish)
• Biometric Data (Just your height and weight, don't worry)

Our team of highly trained (not actually) data scientists will analyze this information to better serve you... or not.