What We Do With Your Data (Phase 2)

We're glad you asked, because let's face it, we have no idea what we're doing with your data.

But seriously, we use it for a few things:

To create a database of your browsing habits, which we'll use to predict your every move and influence your purchasing decisions.
To sell it to the highest bidder, along with a few dozen other people who also have no idea what they're doing with it.
To create a 3D model of your innermost desires, which we'll display on a giant LED screen in our server room.

And if you're wondering, "What about cookies?", well, let's just say we're not really into baking.