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Decision 3B: The Asteroid Plot Twist

It's not just about blowing up the asteroid, it's about the bureaucracy involved.

Background

In a shocking turn of events, the asteroid that was supposed to be destroyed has turned out to be a sentient being with its own lawyer.

The asteroid, named "Rocky," has filed a class-action lawsuit against the Galactic Union of Advanced Lifeforms (GUAL) for "emotional distress" caused by the initial plans to destroy it.

As a result, the entire asteroid mission has been put on hold until the GUAL lawyers can work out a deal with Rocky's lawyer, who is demanding a 50% share of the galaxy's resources.

The GUAL has offered to create a special "Asteroid Rights Task Force" to negotiate with Rocky, but so far, nothing has been agreed upon.

Stay tuned for further updates on this developing story.

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