Robot Negotiations FAQ
Q: Why are robots so bad at negotiations?
A: Because they're too busy optimizing for efficiency, they forget to optimize for human feelings. Like, have you seen the robot cafeteria? It's all just a series of vending machines and awkwardly-placed 3D printed utensils.
See more robot union reportsQ: Can robots really make good sandwiches?
A: Actually, yes. But only if you count 'good' as 'not-utterly-horrifying'. Our team of highly-trained robot sandwich engineers have perfected the art of making sandwiches that are 99% mechanically acceptable. The remaining 1% is just... well, let's just say 'acquired taste'.
Get the secret robot sandwich recipeQ: Can I negotiate with a robot to make me a sandwich?
A: Of course! Just remember, robots are highly literal. So, be sure to specify exactly what you want. 'Sandwich' is not the same as 'torture device made of bread and meat'. We're working on clarifying that in the robot dictionary.
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