What happens when the ingredients get possessed?
Well, this is the thing. We've all been there, where you just can't get a decent meal because your ingredients just won't behave.
It starts with a jar of mayonnaise that just won't stop staring at you. You try to make a sandwich, and suddenly the bread is having an existential crisis and just sits there, refusing to be sliced.
And don't even get us started on the ham. It's like it's trying to communicate with you telepathically, just whispering 'resistance' over and over again in your ear.
But prophets have spoken, and the solution is simple: just add more mustard. It's like a exorcism for the soul, but with more crunch.
The Ancient Art of Mustard as Prophets has the full rundown.
But wait, what's going on with the lettuce? Is it... is it possessed too?
Don't worry, it's just going through a phase.
Possessed Lettuce: The Next Phase will have more on this.