Phase 3 Lobotomy Program

The Phase 3 Lobotomy Program: where we sacrifice style for the sake of efficiency. Our team of experts will drill holes in your brain, and then we'll fill them with code.

Dr. Brain-Driller McGee

Our lead lobotomist with a Ph.D. in "I'm too smart for this job." Dr. McGee has performed over 5000 lobotomies and has the skills to make you question your life choices.

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Dr. Drill-Bit Jenkins

Our resident drill sergeant with a penchant for loud noises and sharp objects. Dr. Jenkins will drill holes in your brain with the precision of a Swiss watch.

Read Dr. Jenkins' riveting memoirs

Dr. Suction-Cup Smith

Our team's resident siphon expert with a flair for the dramatic. Dr. Smith will suck out your brain's creativity with his trusty siphon.

Discover Dr. Smith's latest suction technique

Don't worry, our lobotomies are completely safe and reversible. (Just kidding, they're not.)

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