Phase 3: The Great Surveillance State

What We Collect:

• Every. Single. Click.
• Every keystroke, every scroll, every hover.
• Even your thoughts, thanks to our advanced mind-reading algorithms (just kidding, or are we?)

What We Do:

• We track every step you take on our site.
• We analyze every like, every comment, every tweet.
• We use machine learning to predict your every move.

Learn about our Cookie Policy (but don't worry, it's not as tasty as it sounds) Meet our Cookie Monsters, who will haunt your every step